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An Apology To Mum As A Parent

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Mug with text that reads



As A Parent, I need to apologise for

1. Ruining your vag

2. Never letting you piss or shit in peace

3. Being a dick between 2-6 & 6-21

4. Throwing shit fits in public

5. Going through ‘that phase’... again

6. Being a surly teenager

7.Telling you to hoover quieter so I could watch TV

8. All the times you had to wipe my arse

9. Puking on you as a baby... and when pissed

10. Making you question your sanity while I was being an insufferable shit"

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